Among the unfathomable multitude of things I did not know at the time is that a “friend with benefits” is like a unicorn that shits cupcakes—fun to imagine, but not actually real.
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excerpt from Julie Klausner’s new book, I Don’t Care About Your Band. Looks like a fun romp of a read. Her piece for Modern Love in the NYTimes a few years ago led to this book deal. It’s also a fun read. |



